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Raanan Katz, RK Centers v Monkeys from the Space
Raanan Katz and RK Centers 2,000,005,555 Amended Complaint
Facts
1. On or around absolutely sunny, or/ and most clouded day Monkeys from the space flew to Raanan Katz office
2. Raanan Katz did not invite Monkeys from the space, in fact, they came without Raanan Katz invitation.
3. It was tons of Monkeys and they all speak the language Raanan Katz could not get, presumably English. Raanan Katz called for Daniel Katz, Daniel Katz called Suzanne Katz, Suzanne Katz called Cato… Monkeys actions were intentional! NO connection with the space was established. Raanan Katz and RK Centers reserved the right to seek punitive damages against Space Monkeys upon proper by Raanan Katz and only Raanan Katz motion and in accordance with RK Centers and Raanan Katz law, opps, Florida Statute 768.72.
4. Raanan Katz and RK Centers were trying to mitigate damages and called to Kevin Belmont, who upon information and believe has Black Door company and through these doors able to get in connection with the space.
5. Space Monkeys advised Mr. Belmont that they wanted to have Space’s Pizza at all Raanan Katz current spaces, future non-built spaces, and even premises Raanan Katz and RK Centers did not own.
6. Space Monkeys also stated they want to sign any lease with Raanan Katz and RK Centers, including “gotcha” automatic lease renewal clause and acceleration clause with 50,000 years of acceleration on all Raanan Katz, RK Centers premises. “We pay cash in advance”, promised Monkeys.
7. Raanan Katz was ready to jump to the moon, but the ceiling in his office was strong and prevented him from reaching it.
8. Raanan Katz was trying to calculate profits, but his simple phone was not able to handle such big numbers.
9. Raanan Katz and RK Centers immediately prepared the LEASE, but Monkeys approached Daniel Katz with many pages printed out from the blog. AAAAAh!!!!!
10. Monkeys were doing some space research about Raanan Katz to see how he became a successful businessman, and Monkeys were shocked to come across the very NEGATIVE blog about Mr.Raanan Katz that was presumably distributed in galaxy space. Monkeys from the Space told Daniel Katz that they were in great fear (Daniel Katz favorite word) about what they read.
11. Notwithstanding the fact that Monkeys from the Space loved Raanan Katz, Daniel Katz, Suzanne Katz, Cato, Kevin Belmont, the Monkeys said “NO SOUP FOR YOU” and did not sign the LEASE.
12. That was not the first time Monkeys from the Space engaged in such misconduct. They repeatedly start coming to Raanan Katz, RK Centers properties, follow them, yes… they have been following all Raanan Katz corporations, Monkeys appeared to be within close proximity from Raanan Katz and Daniel Katz office on several occasions during last 3 seconds to harass Suzanne Katz.
13. Raanan Katz, RK Centers had to hire an attorney, Todd Levine (305) 379-9000 tlevine@klugerkaplan.com. Todd Levine is a "lawyer with the creativity of an artist ", who is able to make “four corners” in this complaint.
Dear Court, Raanan Katz, RK Centers, and attorney Todd Levine are in need of default judgment. Default and only Default judgment should be entered!!!
